Enter nearly every Pita joint in the world: Mykonos posters and Coca Cola ads plastering the walls, with a big spinning lamb shank in the back. This one is no different.
I arrived about 45 minutes before they closed and was asked what I want. I ordered the #1, a gyro with fries. The cashier told me not to throw any garbage away in the garbage cans because the bags cost three dollars a piece. 'Wow, this business is getting really ripped off on garbage bags' was the first thing I thought.
The food came out quickly and the pita was okay, if a bit sloppy. The tomatoes were strangely cut as well, like huge quarter-cuts. The fries were goddamn miserable. Half of them were still frozen. I later figured out it was because they wanted us to get the hell out, as I turned around right after walking outside and they locked the door on us, and refused to let me refill my drink.
The real shame was having to walk into the new Tom Cruise snoozer 'Oblivion' with those horrific frozen fries firmly mashed into my teeth.
Thanks for a good time Greek Pita!