Costco provides a much needed service in the valley ...It's kind of like your favorite shady uncle who you know can always help you out. It's not that you really want to spend that much time with your uncle but he always knows a few short cuts to help you out . You get a nail in your tire uncle Costco can help you out, you need a birthday cake that tastes good and less expensive ,uncle Costco has a guy in the back that can help . You are having a party and you need super tasty frozen stuff bada bing bada boo, uncle Costco has the stuff.
Now you know uncle Costco can get you the goods but you don't really want to know how he got Strawberries in October , or Salmon in the desert or even why Uncle Costco takes everything back so easily.He even got me a huge bag of blackberries from some guys he knows in Chile . And the kids always like him because every time you go see him you can get tasty cheapo pizza and frosty yogurts.
I am not sure how I came to be acquainted with Uncle Costco, Mom says she has known him forever and part of me knows I need to strengthen my boundaries with him . How long can I turn my eyes from his gas guzzling shenanigans , I guess as long as he can get me me bags of avocados for a song!