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  • Just...no. This is why: 1.) I went there on a rainy night. and the dark club had all these huge puddles of water on the floor! It wasn't just from spilled drinks--some places on the dance floor, I was getting dripped on. Even worse, there was water dripping out of a light socket (fire hazard HELLO) over the tables my friends were sitting at. I even called the fire dept. about it because I don't want anyone to die in a stinkin' nightclub fire. 2.) No bottles of beer! The selection was expensive and all canned. Even awesome beer tastes like shit when it's stored in aluminum. It's a bad sign if the clientele can't handle glass bottles. 3.) I was there on a Saturday, which is usually a hoppin' night. The dj suuuuucked. S/he kept dropping the beat between samples, resulting in the awkward how-does-one-dance-to-this stutter, rather than the expected flowing continuity between samples that is conducive to moving your body rhythmically with the music. The samples were way too short: by the time we got to the dance floor for a song we liked, it was onto the chorus of another hit. I get that songs sometimes get cut up for djing, but I listen to lots of good djs and I can tell you the whiskey was on amateur night. 4.) Huge cover ($7!) expensive drinks and shiny shirts. Never again. I usually avoid places like this like the plague but got dragged down for a friend-of-a-friend's party. It was a scarring experience, really: to some people, this is excellence, and that is sad.
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