I had low expectations, but low was being generous. It was a busy event night, but the joy on the faces of all the other patrons only poured salt into my wounds. Which isn't as bad as the two beers that were poured on my friend by the server. Once they found a dirty rag to help with the spill 7 minutes later, I thought things were looking up. And then the food came. Pretty sure it was cooked five hours prior, especially the calamari and the lettuce chicken wraps, with no visible chicken. We weren't given utensils or plates, so it made sharing dishes super interesting. After begging for our check three times, we ran for the hills to some delicious pretzels at Rivertown.
I wanted to love this place for the location and outdoor seating, but sadly I cannot even like it.