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  • I'm not sure if this is the normal reaction, but I walked into this place last Saturday night and I immediately wanted to kill myself. I know you're shaking your head and assuming I'm exaggerating. Sadly, I'm not. The wait staff were wearing slutty santa costumes. What does that mean? One false move and there would be a wardrobe malfunction of the holiday variety. Even the go-go dancer was wearing a santa hat. The music was all house/techno/awful. Unless you know the douche dance, you pretty much stand around and drink as fast as humanly possible. Blacking out seems like an excellent escape. "Athletes always come here!" "This is the place to be seen!". I can say the same about my local Loblaws. Save your money ($30 cover? $10 watered down drinks?) and your hearing and go somewhere else.
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