Everyone is right. This show is awful. I know that if you're doing the tourist thing in Vegas, you're probably going to stop and watch this, because it's human nature to see explosions and hear music and to stop and wonder what's going on. If you get stuck in the jam-packed crowd, you'll wish you had just kept walking.
I believe my exact words to my husband were, "What the fuck? This is like Hustler meets Disneyland." It was SO cheesy and bad. I spent most of the time wondering if the performers were embarrassed.
The fountains at the Bellagio are more entertaining than this.