Giant prices for lopsided nosebleed seat.
Oh, look! Someone fell down onto the people below them!
Super neat!
Try getting a beer while wearing colorful eyeshadow.
Racist concession stand chick says "HELL NO!"
Go to a different stand for beer.
Non-racist concession stand dude says "Sh*t, we serve everyone here!"
Can't get a thing to eat without first donating an organ.
Will try my hardest not to ever go again.
I hate arena rock.
Lady Gaga can suck my c*ck.