A dark, dingy, and dirty dive that I'm pretty positive doubles as a Russian mail order bride service. Regardless, burgers are great, sides are good, salads are big. They're usually out of ingredients to make reubens, so I'm hoping to try them one day... The little breadsticks on the table don't last when you're hungry, so feel free to take them from other tables. Service is pretty good and it's hardly ever busy.