Let's see the car wash is a "get you in the store" shuck and jive. Can't pay at the Car Wash itself. Instead you must go inside and pay. After the wash you get the joy of attempting to get their vacuums-slash-air pumps to turn over. If you guess the wrong slot for your 3 quarters, you lose! If you want sucking instead of blowing you best pay attention because the stickers indicating which slot is which burned off many summers ago. If you guess wrong the clerk inside will tell you to pound sand on a refund.
I would rate Funny's your typical Vegas rip-off. Oh did I mention in the car wash the dryer has no timer? so there again you are rolling the dice on how slow you can drive to dry your car.