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  • Bevmo? What's it stand for? My date and I were trying to figure this out. Is it some acronym, or truncated words combined together? It's a mystery. I think Bevmo stands stands for " Mo' Better Beverages for you MoFos" Either way they could call this place Shaft Shingles of Moist Carcinogens (4 of my least favorite words in the English language) and I'd still go running in this store like some Overweight Middle American running into Best Buy on Black Friday. I always think about those idiots, running like mad to save 10% off on Plasma TV, fighting their way, using their cart as a shield. I never could relate until I walked into BevMo. We had 15 minutes, and with 2 Aquarius people, 15 minutes in a new place is no where near enough time. Once I determined the wine I needed to get, (confirming with my wine source, know as "Deep Cork",on my cell ) I made my way to the beer section. This is where I felt the hand of God, slowly easing me down the beer aisle. I heard over the loud speaker "you have 15 minutes to make your purchases" I thought yelling "Hey, I am having a religious moment here!" Seeing the range of beers from all my favorite Rogue brews, to Black Flag, to Czar, I was amazed by the selection. I turned a corner and found myself in the "Mainstream Beer" section. Once I got to the Miller Chill and Bud Light section, I swallowed the vomit that had come up in my throat (due the shite beer presentations) and proceeded to pull myself and my date reluctantly to pay. I would have spent at least an hour in here, exploring the variety of everything. I made an observation on our way out that being a beer connoisseur is much easier than a wine connoisseur. I mean, the flavors and variety, and range of beer is much easier to distinguish than wine. I still like wine, (don't panic) but I am learning to appreciate beer in many ways. Hmm I think I'd take a great beer of over a great glass of wine in most situations.....
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