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| - It sucks to give a 4.5 star place a 2 star review, but for what I was looking for, they unfortunately couldn't come through.
It all started trying to get there- I used my GPS on my phone, as it led me originally to the wrong side of the street. If you see the setup, getting back over 3-4 lanes legally is not easy at the intersection. I, somehow managed to get it, while keeping my car in 1 piece. The next thing I realized is the location. It was housed in a nice shopping center, I could have mistaken it for Dean and Deluca.
I found it out of place, after I realized, they literally only sell liquor. No wine, beer, or even ice. Hell, if you want water, go to the employee restroom and get it out of the toilet. That to me, made me think it didn't belong in that strip.
Upon entering, I was only looking for one item- Junior Johnson's Apple Pie Moonshine. This was North Carolina for Christ's sake- it had to be easy to find. On the plus side, the store was clean, bright-lit, and had semi-spacious rows. As I kept looking around, I finally found the moonshine- and it was under the section "cocktails". Hell, they should have just put it with the "tequila".
Of ALL the flavors and EVERYTHING they had in stock, what were they out of? The GD apple pie moonshine. I mean WTH!!! I couldn't leave the store empty handed (as my delirium tremens was now flaring at that point), so I opted for the gasoline flavored, cherry moonshine.
Upon entering the line, I was trying to be friendly to the cashier- she wasn't having any of it. Sorry someone shit on your Wheaties, but whatever- happy holidays to you too! I noticed the price was a few dollars higher too, so value wasn't there either.
My advice to out of staters going to NC- bring your own shit from your own state, this crap is ridiculous. Sorry if I offended anyone from NC.
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