This was literally the most disappointing pizza I ever had. The toppings were as minimal and as cheap as you could get. If there were any less, I'd just have microwaved dough in my hand. It was literally 85% crust and feels like it's been waiting in that vitrine for more than 24 hours. The taste was sadly inferior to a 50% off Maxi pizza pocket.
The poutine was small but satisfactory.
The place is somewhat decrepit. While the unique staff member is somewhat stoic, he was quick on the service. The seats are all cracked and worn out and the windows are dirty.
The prices would be fair if not for the abject quality of the pizza.
Obviously, this wouldn't normally warrant a 1 out of 5 as I'm a generous god (300 reference anyone? No? Damn it :( ) but I found a dead fly in my food. Nearly regurgitated the piece of dough I previously consumed.
0/5, do not go there! Worst food joint I ever went to and I was born in Romania in the 90's. So my standards aren't that hard to meet!