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| - "Tasteless flatbread nonsense" you say!?
Flatbread in a bar?! Let's burn this establishment to the ground! Grab your torches, we'll show Mary Shelley a thing or two about a lynch mob!
Did I also see someone complaining about greasy food in a bar?
I'm going to go ahead and suggest we ignore such reviews and read mine.
1-5 (5 being the best)
Food: 4
The flatbread nonsense is actually pretty amazing, the ingredients actually taste fresh and the grease isn't like the nasty, decade-old grease that Denny's calls flavor, it's actually "clean" and doesn't leave your stomach feeling like cats in a bag.
Atmosphere: 5
The art on the walls are all local artists, the staff are friendly and not the typical bar-tenders filled with regret and shame. The space is comfortable to move around even when it's packed and you're wobbling around drunk, and when there is no band, the music is staff-selected and versatile so you're not stuck listening to something some jackass thinks is awesome to loop on a jukebox while he's plastered and talking about how Sheila, Lindsay and Diane broke his heart.
The patrons of this dive-bar are the best. Why? Because they're all different. Every single one of them. You'll have your hipsters, your white-trash, your hip hops kids and your juggalos all in one, convenient people-watching place. Everyone fits in here.
Drinks: 5
Cheap, well-made and c'mon, fire trucks pass by all the time which means they're a $1.00 and they don't water down their $1.00 either.
Think of all of those wonderful electrical fires in the winter... now carry a pocketful of singles to the bar and you'll be calling a cab.
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