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 | 	- Don't buy any alcohol in any hotel, bar, or casino in Vegas. Instead, go to CVS, pick up a few 18 packs of Tecates, split them up among your friends, and carry them around in your purses, chugging them all night long. 
That way, when the cocktail waitresses in the casino take forever to come back with your free Newcastle or watered-down well, you won't be too pissed about it.
We had so many beers between the four of us, and we were all so trashed, we were actually giving beers away to strangers as the sun was coming up.
Oh, Vegas.
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