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  • Ah, Dr. Corey. He's like that one guy you dated back in college, who's so charming and says everything you ever wanted to hear, just when you need to hear it. You know, the 6'2 tall one with those killer blue eyes and dark hair... I was referred to Dr. Corey years ago. Being much younger, and before the internets exploded with sites like Yelp in which females inform each other of awful boob jobs and such. I trusted the friend that referred me & didn't do much of my own research. I first got breast implants, which were initially great, so I got a rhinoplasty. The office was great, and I got a discount for paying cash. Fast forward 1.5 years and my breasts were very noticeably lopsided, the left one much larger than the right one, or vice-versa. Also, my side boob was very noticeably wrinkly. My nose had an AWFUL odor that would. Not. Go. Away. Dr. Corey said it was normal that my implants did that, "they all do that after a year or two". He joked about the smell in my nose and referred me to a specialist (his friend), who said everything was fine with my nose and instructed me to just, "wait". I did my own research and had my breast implants redone by a different doctor. It has been 4 years now and my implants are still even, with no wrinkly side boob. I went back to Dr. Corey, informing him that the smell turned out to be caused by a deviated septum which was a result of his subpar work. He was unapologetic and went on to name the, "best surgeon in the country" who had to preform a rhinoplasty 3 or 4 times on his own daughter to get it right. Also, that that's the reason he (Dr. Corey) no longer performs rhinoplasties. So ladies, this is the part where you you find out that that dream guy in college has been dating you and every other girl...all those things he said? Lies. It's everything you ever wanted but it's simply elusive, so I recommend learning from my lesson and going with the quieter, not so charming doctor because he probably gets better grades and is therefore a better surgeon. Also, he most likely doesn't need to have his wife write positive yelp reviews on his business page. Boom, you're welcome.
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