Are you looking for the cure for your sushi cravings? Do you wish that you could be permanently rid of your roll addiction? Then look no further than "Ah-so"... with their wide array of fetid fish, chewy seaweed, stinky rice and hot sake made from paint thinner.
This place is guaranteed to exorcise you off of anything remotely Japanese. This is the place that has the owner muttering "dumb ah-so" anytime any customer forks out money for their gut wrenching fare.
After the experience you will be sure to scream "oh my poor raw ah-so" as you crawl out with nary a need to ever go back to associating with anything sushi like in your life