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dateCreated	2015-04-21 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
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rev:text	When you reach for the bait (ehem...'free sample'), they take your hand and start walking backwards into their little shop of horrors. There were no musical numbers, however, just line after line....you're my model today ...beautiful! oh you look fabulous. Let me put this on the inside of your arm...oh feel how soft that is...Its DIAMONDS! can you keep a secret? I'm feeling naughty, so here's some free stuff I'm not supposed to give away, but for YOU, if you buy this $180 bscreamlafreche (I made that up, I don't know what they call the crap), I'll throw in like a million dollars worth of stuff....shhhhh...it'll be our secret. Omg, your eyes are amazing! You look incredible now that I creamed your face with random stuff! Oh! It's a miracle (you look exactly the same, btw..of course). I just was so entertained. The super pushy sales tactics...the bright lights..the hand holding...wait...why did they just hug me? Let my hand go! How do you get out of here?! Did I just give away my first born?! WT.... then, before you know it...its over. You're in the parking lot, checking to make sure you didn't actually buy something. Let me let you in on a little secret - unless its under $10, never impulse buy. If you get all tempted, step away, google search on your phone and then decide. Don't get duped. (Super impressive show, though, so if you're into that and you don't crack under pressure, please go and enjoy!!) You can leave any time. You are not a prisoner. You're a grown up...just leave. You don't have to be nice or polite (they're not, they're trying to take your money). If you really can't find a way to escape, pretend you're going to vomit and run out of the store. easy!
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