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| - The Palms is my happy place. I first went there on my second trip to Vegas, after my BFF Brookeli won a trip to Vegas on Wheel of Fortune! No shit, and she took me with her.
When I'm in my athletic conditioning class at the gym, and the trainer makes us hold plank position for 2 and a half minutes, she tells us to go to our happy place. I take myself to the Palms pool, add a bucket of Coronas, surround myself with girlfriends and a bunch of other beautiful people, a blow up doll named Guido, and the hot Vegas sun.
During our 5 nights and 6 days on Pat Sajak's dime (5 nights in Vegas CAN and should be done), we danced on stage with Too Short, had Jamie Foxx feed us champagne, never had to wait to get into Ghost Bar, saw the Dan Band perform at Marco's birthday party (still not sure who he is but it was a sweet party), got comped for Little Buddha by playing blackjack for 9 straight hours, and nearly got tattoos at Hart and Huntington reading "Snake" and "Weasel." Who does that??
God bless Wheel of Fortune and Brookeli for introducing me to the Palms and paying for 5 nights of happiness. I hate to stay anywhere else in Vegas.
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