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  • Have you ever wondered where to dine if you're a midget with an eating disorder? This is the place. I am from New York and I have had my fair share of interesting or even weird and/or hip dining experiences. Unfortunately, the only thing 'Yours Truly' provided was a disgusting taste in my mouth and hunger in my belly. The portions were laughable. If the kitchen used haute cuisine ingredients, I would completely understand and would commend them for wanting their dishes to boast with taste, not quantity. However, our first course was a selection of wilted greens? I'm not sure exactly what it was....in a petri dish sized plate with thousand island dressing that looked watery and tasted underwhelming to say the least. The highlight of the evening, ( I ordered the veg option ) was a poached egg that was under-cooked and bordered by potato chips. The dessert was a tasteless pudding that looked like it came from the planet 'WTFisthisandwhyamIeatingit' Maybe I'm just not hip enough to "get it". This is definitely not a place you want to go to if you have a food allergy......they make no substitutions and just serve you whatever they feel like serving regardless of whether or not a certain ingredient will cause your throat to close and go into anaphylactic shock. I think if I had been drunk ( their beer and wine selection is pretty decent ) I would have been able to tolerate my meal, but that's not saying much. Yours Truly, Someone with actual taste P.S. Now I understand why hipsters are so skinny.
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