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| - I've gone here for years simply because the annual event I attend is at Mandalay Bay and it's the only place that serves food past 9:00pm (which is another problem).
So this year, I'm sitting there with my friends like always, we've had too much to drink like always, and we go to the noodle shop to get some food in us before we go to bed like always. And finally, after so many years, it dawned on me....this place sucks.
The food is very bland even if you add 15 spoonfuls of hot sauce. The service is insanely slow even though you can clearly see the servers standing around, talking to eachother, and always exchanging lots of pieces of paper. The paper exchange thing is lame and annoying and I realized, in my booze induced haze, that this noodle place has been this way every single year. I'm serious when I say, it is consistently mediocre. The table is never completely set, you always have to ask for hot sauce or soy sauce. The whole damn place is using hot sauce and soy sauce but you still have to ask for it. What's the deal with that?
Last but not least, the prices are absolutely insane. $19 for a bowl of noodles?
I miss the good old days when every hotel casino had a 24 hour coffee shop where you could get good food for next to nothing.
Screw this place, I don't care how hungry I am, I'm never going here again.
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