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| - This Subway is where I go when after being bombarded with massive advertising I finally get the stupid idea that a sub might taste good. So typically on a weekend once every month or so I might wander in here and order a small meatball sub for my son, a Spicy Italian for her, and a Chicken Bacon Ranch or Tuscan Chicken for me. It gets bagged up with 3 chocolate chip cookies and out the door I go.
Not that much later it's the same result every time. My son will eat almost anything so his sub is gone, but for her and I, we look at each other and say WTF were we thinking? Oh that's right, we weren't thinking. Or we had recited the list of boring food to go options for the 17,000th time: Chinese x6, Thai, crappy pizza, Wendys, Arbys, Sonic, KFC, Toxic Hell..oops I meant Taco Bell, more crappy pizza, Famous Dave's overly SALTED BBQ complete with NASTY "Sauce", uber small portion Panera Bread, "We give surly service and muck up your order" Chipotle, etc and sometimes you just succumb to what's close to the I-515 so you can get in, get out, and choke down some boring food so your stomach will shut up.
When you live way out in Hendertucky, it's not like you have a lot of options. All of you Westsiders have so many more options and don't know the hell of wanting good food but it's so far away that by the time you drive back it's ice cold. But it's the price you pay for being close to a 5 star school and having some peace and quiet...and HOA's that are not overly obnoxious and stupid.
2 Stars. 1 Star for the Staff, 1 Star for the Chocolate Chip Cookies. Chocolate makes one forget about the questionable highly processed bulk meat that was just consumed and is a pleasant alternative to just blasting all of their food with Tabasco sauce.
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