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  • Hi my friends.. I cant begin to tell you how gross ..HHUURRRRLLLUGGGVOMITTTTPPUUKKEEHHEEAAVVEEPPUUKKEE... Sorry - Please don't go here. unless you are the health Dept. wanting to shut it down or some smarmy newly graduated reporter looking to make his mark. The girl, my son and I decided to visit a pho place that was on yelp as well received - made a mistake and picked the wrong one....oh God were we wrong! We walk into this 16X16 space to see a person watching the TV and lording over 6 dingy tables. Thinking we have the right Yelp place ( we were off by 8 blocks) we sat down. none the less, Sticky plastic table clothes...dirty napkin on the table and another in the sauce tray (which has 2 of the 4 sauces empty) as the girl continues to watch the TV. NO ONE IS HERE...THE PLACE IS EMPTY. ASIAN GIRL IS WATCHING TV..THE PLACE IS MORE DIRTY THAN I THOUGHT AT FIRST GLANCE...FLOORS, WALLS ALL...DISGUSTING. Son wants to leave...girl is apprehensive but being kind cause I love pho, and we think we are in the right spot due to our incorrect reading of Yelp...lol We get menus covered in sauce and sticky shit. Now the girl is getting upset....I try to keep everybody ok so I can taste the mythical PHO that I mistakenly thought existed here. 10 minutes go by as the lone server ignores the lone guests...hmmmm Finally she arrives to take our order. I ask her to please clean the sticky , 5 dollars vinyl table cloth before we eat. She says "ok"..rather miffed. NOW HERE IS THE POINT OF THIS REVIEW... I MAY NEVER BE ELITE ON YELP CAUSE I MOSTLY REVIEW REALLY GOOD OR REALLY POOR PLACES. I EAT AND PLAY AS WE ALL DO...JUST DON'T THINK PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS BANK TELLER OVER THAT POST OFFICE ... OR AN AVERAGE PLACE TO EAT.SO I STAY WAYS FROM REVIEWS OF AVERAGE PLACES ON AVERAGE DAYS...JUST ME I GUESS! Anyway....the front end person-server-manager-cook-whothefuckknows comes back to our table with a bar towel. The kind that is NORMALLY nappy and white.. except this one is not!!!! WTFFFF...it is grey ( like a mop) and smells ( like a mop). She splashes all of us with smelly grey towel water as she sluices the towel across the table cloth..her hands are wet with this same dirty putrid water.. OMFG...how in America can restaurants be allowed to operate at 3rd world levels -- this place is FUCKED!!!!!! We left right after our mop water event...cancelled our orders ..put on our coats and just marched out- pissed off and sickened NEVER EAT HERE...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! uhhhhhhhh Out!!!!!!!!!!!!
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