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| - Holy diabeetus for breakfast, Batman! Majority of menu is sugar-based, and comes in portions more appropriate for a competitive eater or a truck driver than a normal human being. But hey, value! Best advised to come with a group and split a few dishes- you must get the microbrew French press coffee as your beverage though, it's damn delicious and bottomless, for a low $5/person.
YELLOW BRICK ROAD PANCAKES ($14): butterscotch and caramel for flavor, and walnuts add just the right amount of crunch for texture. Good option that is a little tamer than some of the others. Portion is massive, consider it a victory if you can finish even just ONE whole pancake (order of three). The vanilla whipped cream is amazing.
OMELETE "MY SOUL" ($15): stuffed with green chiles and jack cheese for spice, choice of protein (steak is best), and topped with sour cream, avocado, and pico. Good combination of flavors, odd fake egg texture to the dish that I just could not get over.
Service was friendly and the garage-style decor was cool, but dear lord, please redo your menu: it's a mess of italic and bold fonts and every punctuation mark known to man (ellipses, tildes, parentheses in every description, and exclamation points galore). Just reading it made my eyes bleed, it looks like an 11-year-old's school project.
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