Find (or make) some children. Go to Golden Griddle. Order the breakfast buffet. Enjoy.
I brought my 2 younger siblings here for the breakfast buffet. The food was good but not great. The desserts had been bought from the grocery store. The atmosphere leaves something to be desired and the place is rundown. Regardless, we had a great time. My siblings loved the instant gratification and huge amount of choice of the buffet.
A great option for kids. I wouldn't go on my own but I'll definitely take my siblings back.