Oh well... Professional coffee brewing with Brooklyn-grade mannerisms and paraphernalia, aging skaters, asymmetric haircuts,, tired tattoos, 'creative' gents with dreamy eyes and sticker-laden MacBooks, various combinations of wheat-flour, sugar and fat with fancy names such as Vegan Bombe d'Energie, along with a few gluten-free options for the modern-day neurotic... You get the picture.
On the + side, their straight iced coffee is decent, which is extremely rare--on Earth. Noise level is comfortable. Music is tasteful. Natural light aplenty.