One guy goes into the shop.
Me: Hello.
Pie Dude: Hello.
Me: A slice of cheese cake, strawberry please.
Pie Dude: Sure. Wait , did you say strawberry shortcake or cheesecake?
Me: Cheesecake please.
While he puts the slice into a styrofoam container, I paused and think to myself:
"I really should stop lying about my height. C'mon man, you know you're only 5 foot..."
Pie Dude: Here you go.You need a fork?
Me: No thanks.
The guy then leave the shop with a smile.