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  • If you receive an ad in the mail to go to this place for an open house, don't go! Or go because it is pure comedy. First, you will go thru a tour lead by this little asian guy that swears he is a millionaire. He dresses like a used car salesman and no doubt buys his clothes from the 3 suits for $100 from Mastraonni's Fashion. He will try and show you how you can save so much money on goods that you have never heard of. First example, an old leather jacket. First of all who wears leather jackets in Las Vegas, therefor who knows how they are worth or cost??? Then you get to go look around at other items and they tell you how much they can these items for, what is their proof??? Well the best proof of all, a hand written price on a wrinkled piece of paper...duh! Also, they show you their wall of happy customers, average age 88.5. After reviewing more of these items and this little POS salesman trying to make you feel like you are stupid for ever buying anything at a real store, they sit you down and pressure sales you into buying a $6,000+ membership. The salespeople are so bad they even have to sit down with a list of sales techniques on a paper because they don't know how to sell a good service, mainly because it is a ripoff. Then they try to show you more items, that they have a one time beat both a Craigslist and eBay price. WOW, one time. That is amazing. One time I caught a football but I dont play in the NFL!!! Anyways, the sales trip is capped with a crappy Free vacation certificate. The certificate is completely free, but the trip is at least a couple hundred dollars still... Not worth your time unless you find humor in low class people making fools of themselves. Also, fun to see the people who actually believe these people go OOH and AAH at their hand written prices...
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