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| - Searched online for a good lunch spot and found out the place I originally picked had closed. Happened by this place and ended up going there for every meal!
Breakfast: 4 of 5-had the morning shuffle ( best scramble ever!) he had eggs Benedict, great sauce! Not too heavy. Pitcher of coffee brought to the table so you don't need to keep flagging down the waitress. Quick service! Home fries could have used a kick but were uniformly crunchy which is hard to come by.
Lunch: 3 of 5- both of us shared the nacho platter, I am somewhat of a nacho platter expert and I was a little disappointed that they used the yellow nacho cheese instead of real cheese cause it makes the chips soggy, other wise just ok. We both had the mini sandwich sampler, delicious! Fries were great too! Shoe string thin and very crunchy. Had a coconut rum drink that I can't remember the name of, but that's because it was really good! It's apparent the hostesses are picked more for their hotness than customer service skills, as there was a wait despite having half the tables empty. A smile would have been nice too, because you are a hostess after all...
Dinner: 5 of 5!!- 2 for 1 dinners!!! I had the 16oz melt in your mouth Cajun rib eye with the BEST mashed potatoes I have EVER had, he had the BBQ ribs, fell off the bone, we both agreed best we'd ever had. I HATE coleslaw, that being said my boyfriend almost stabbed me with a fork for trying to eat all of his, soooooo good! Topped it off with a giant keepsake porcelain toilet bowl filled with a mango rockin Rita margarita. OMG. Only regret I didn't have enough room left for deep fried twinkies that I really wanted to try!
Decor: 3 of 5 - "Red Neck Pop Art" not a classy joint but amazing food relative to the cost. Noted a large stage that was not being used. Why not!? Also would've liked to see more of the team circus circus bartender flair they so heavily hyped on the drink menu.
What ultimately sealed the deal that we won was a comment I overhearfrom a woman while we were leaving "bite" at the stratosphere, to paraphrase "I just spent $500 on sh$&&! Food in the sky and now I have to wait in line for an elevator? NEVER AGAIN!" moral of the story, if you want some classy $h!&, don't go to Rock & Ritas, but if you're after some bangin food at a reasonable price and toilet bowls that over flow with booze, then this is your place!
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