Welcome to check-in, there are only 200 guests ahead of you and we are moving at a snails pace, but you could have paid extra to check in early. I will no doubt have plenty of time to sober up before I am able to check in.
Update: This hotel is mid-strip, which is a great location. The rooms are clean and the outdoor area is beautiful. They really need to focus on customer service and update their check-in process to make the customer's first impression of the hotel positive.