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| - We always go in after 9pm so we usually get happy hr! I was on a mission to get hammered because it was a long day with my old man and he was hella being a nag... Our waiter comes up and asks if we want a "perfect margarita" and said it was basically just teq and the sour mix so I was like "oh hells yea" after the first drink I was like feelin it. That or I had gas, anyway it was yummy!
We also always get the 2 for 20 deal, so I get a 9oz steak medium well with double mashed and loaded like a mofo... the steak was so-so, I usually get medium but felt adventurous.... I shall step back from the ledge now because the m/w was nothing special. I can only handle 1 order of the loaded mashed, so I took the other home. We also had boneless wings and artichoke dip for an appetizer... I was trying not to eat because I wanted to get drunk, as I stated earlier. Not a good idea to try and do so when youre starving. The food was ok, I could've cooked something tastier but our little old waiter man was super cute. I was trying to hit on him, but my bf cack blocked me.
My bf is one of those weirdos who can eat whatever and not gain weight so of course his fat ace was still hungry and wanted desert. I sat there like a beluga whale giving him dirty looks because I wanted to leave, I hadnt wore my stretchy pants, so the button was ripping into my skin. He ordered some giant cookie with diabetes atop. I looked at it and almost vomited... no bueno! It tasted nasty, I told him to get the blondie next time because thats def the business!
By this time I'm trying to suck down whatevers left of my pom perfect margarita so we can bounce and perhaps have fun... but that bastard didnt kick in because I stuffed my belly stupid. Anyway, the food was ok, the drinks we yummy, and my lover aka old man waiter was awesome! We go there like once a week, so no complaints here!
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