The place was empty yet we waited so long for someone that the manager actually came to our table first.
I ordered soup and sandwich with a grilled cheese w/ham and chicken-and-rice soup.
The soup was like liquid salt yet it was somehow flavorful. My mouth was confused but ultimately decided it was gross.
The sandwich was haphazardly put together. The cheese was not melted but it was sweaty like some heat had been applied. It was barely toasted and cold.
My (pregnant) wife ordered a cheese burger medium. It was served medium-rare/rare, cold and without cheese. Hopefully it was cooked enough that she doesn't get sick.
We let the waitress know that the food needed some work and the kitchen didn't bother to remake it, they just warmed it up and brought it back out 30 seconds later. So when we got it, it was a slightly drier, crustier version of its former self.
The waitress apologized and offered us desert so we ordered chocolate ganache cheesecake and apple pie slices.
The cheesecake was terrible. It may have been the way it was served--which was super cold so the ganache was nearly frozen and smashed the cheesecake when cut, but actually, that was more likely due to the fact that the cheesecake was still nearly raw--but actually, it's probably the recipe, because even if the cheese cake were properly prepared the ganache was so disproportionately thick and sweet, one probably wouldn't taste anything else. ...but actually, the most interesting part of the cheesecake was the giant hair that was served with it.
I haven't tried the apple pie yet...
One star lost for service lacking. One star lost for food screwed up. One star lost for poorly prepared cheesecake. One star lost for hair in the cheesecake.
Will not eat here again.