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  • I think this was one of the worst shows I've seen to date. First off, the show started 30 minutes late. Then, while we were trying to get seated, we were put on notice not once, twice, or even three times, but 6 times before the show even started to get our money out, "Wave it high!! The men wanna see that money and they'll come to you!!" Just tacky. What's worse? The production quality. The lights were in our eyes for a good 10 minutes at the beginning, the music was too loud for the small room we were crammed in, and the choreography was nothing short of a joke. My three year old nephew has better moves than these guys. Did I mention the bad singing? Oh, let's discuss that point next. I get it, Jeff Timmons. In an effort to remain relevant in this ever-changing entertainment world, but not like this...oh.. not like this. He sang 2 sets during the show, to which I began questioning whether I got tickets to a really bad boy band performance show or a male revue. I honestly wasn't quite sure at this point...especially when the dancers themselves started breaking into different sets of music-- one of them being the Jackson 5. This is precisely when I dropped the mic (well, more like I got up and left). My jaw dropped as all 5 dancers donned afro wigs and danced around and sang as if they were members of the Jackson 5. Not only were they bad, it just seemed in bad taste and teemed of racial misappropriation. Did I mention the DJ?? The way he loved to hear himself talk and even introduced one of the black dancers by rudely shouting, "Who in here has jungle fever?!?" Like, what the hell, dude. There's women and men of all races in here, and you're still stuck in the 90's? If I had to use 3 words to describe the show: TACKY, AWFUL, and DISORGANIZED. I couldn't believe Hard Rock would even allow themselves to be affiliated with that show. Just SMH. A hot mess. Do better.
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