That joke is fowl.
I'm sorry that joke didn't fly.
I'm just winging it.
You can put it on my bill.
Just Ducky Tours is full of bad jokes like these and random quacking at strangers. This tour takes you from Southside through downtown onto North Shore. You learn a little history and some fun facts (Pittsburgh has more bridges than any city in the world; it has over 700 in the area!). The vehicle is also a boat that goes onto the water.
The tour is $22 and the tour lasts about an hour. Lots of fun, even if you live in Pittsburgh.