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| - What doth drive the noble Manager of Communities from Yelp lands north, east, and west of the Kingdom of Toronto into a veritable frenzy?
Me thinks it 'tis a visit to Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament. A place where wenches serve up grogs of ale (or your choice of alcoholic/non-alcoholic options) along side of a feast of Dragon blood (Tomato bisque soup), baby dragon (chicken - an entire 1/2), Ribs, garlic bread, root vegetable (potato) and a sweet tart to sate your sinfully sweet tooth!
Whilst dining on this feast fit for Kings, you'll be entertained by the tournament and exhibitions before you. Birds of prey soaring above, hand to hand combat, mighty stallions performing feats of acrobatics never before seen, and if ye be a damsel a chance encounter with the knight of your choosing.
While the eve is one of greatness and fond memory, the tax a mighty lord must levy on his subjects in order to gain entry to this mighty tournament is more than heavy. Even after the wizardry of Groupon, the eve is expensive (far more than a few sheckels) and the ale comes at a super premium.
What HO! Mighty Eatcrest takes his Leave Yo!
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