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| - There are 3 types of people in this world. And, it's never to early to start someone out right.
So, Kridz is making dinner for her family tonight, so she needed things, like chicken, and spinach, and walnuts, and cranberries, and salad dressing, and gorgonzola, and bacon, and dry salad dressing, and a tube of the bread stuff from Pillsbury. I on the other hand, needed diet mountain dew. While walking around the store, I also discovered that I NEED habanero string cheese (such a mythical creature exists and stories of it have been told of old), and chicken nuggets, and chicken tenders. Did you know if you rearrange the sounds in ha-ban-er-o, you can get burn-yer-a-ho.
Whilst walking around the vast grocery selection and running into Marv, and the colonel, I saw a mother raising her child right.
Sometimes, the message gets diluted, sometimes it's clear as day, sometimes the method of delivery is the thing that's going to cause rebellion in the future. This was probably going to be the latter, except it won't kick in until she's a teen and she's going to need lots of therapy to discover exactly why she likes what she does.
"PUT THAT BACK; I DIDN'T POINT AT THAT; YOU SAW WHAT I POINTED AT; WE DON'T EAT THAT S#1T IN OUR HOUSE; PUT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW"
Little girl puts down the Miracle Whip and grabs the Mayo jar right next to it. That's good parenting.
So, the 3 type of people in the world are:
1. Mayo eaters
2. The weird people who eat miracle whip (I don't understand them, but who am I to judge)
3. Chet
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