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  • Neat bathrooms, but fuck those cunts for turning me away because I had converse on. Shine flashlights on my shoes? Eat a bag of dicks. I even had a VIP pass and converse were a no-go. I don't think it's that I'm getting old either because I've always hated dress code clubs in Scottsdale - dating back to Cat Eye Lounge when it was on 5th and Scottsdale rd. I'm talking over a decade of this nonsense. We're not in LA, assholes. You can make people wait in line outside your empty club and enforce a dress code, but it won't make your place any cooler. I think if you are wearing an expensive shirt and shiny shoes and $200 jeans, you could go check it out and maybe try to get a young drunk girl to let you buy her drinks so she can reject your proposal to go bang in your Camry. Normally when I'm going to one of these places, I have a pair of shitty Payless shoes that cost me 8 bucks that usually gain me admission. I suppose I'd rather have some dumbfuck door guy judging me by my shoes than some vapid plastic idiot judging me by my car keys. So I actually have been inside E4 a few times... like I said, nice bathrooms. It's like Myst, but different layout. Neat decoration - really dark (so who the fuck is going to see my shoes anyway??) - different rooms and themes and lots of nooks and crannys to park your ass in. There's an inconveniently located dance area and traffic flow is horribly planned out. When it's busy, it sucks. Oh, this section is reserved? Oh I see. Well, then fuck me - I'll just suck the alcohol off my 8 dollar glass of ice cubes and stare at girls gone wild playing dress-up. They have a menu for food and their food is neat sounding, but all of it is bland and flavorless - much like the way this club has no soul. If you're a young hipster and want to have a dress-up night, it's a decent choice - but even then it's not high on my list. If you have a party and reserve a room it can be fun... sort of. Really though, this place rubs me the wrong way in general.
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