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  • There are burgers and there are meat pucks. Holy Chuck is not a puck. Pucks suck, so don't be a schmuck and get stuck with burgers that taste like the butt of a duck. Others have toppings that look like muck, (and Weber's has a sauce called "Guk") so spend the extra buck, so you don't press your luck. Get in your truck and get to Holy Chuck! With 90% of the creations at Holy Chuck pricing from $10 to $30, you NEED to come here at least once in your life. There is a lot of pure, freshly ground beef involved, but also lamb, bacon patties, and portabellos. Burgers have amusing names to match the unbelievable concoctions, but even the sides are unique. Panko crusted onion rings? Nutella fries? And a Bacon, Fudge and Sea Salt milkshake! Ok, so I put the lid on my unfinished bottle of iced tea and went up for the shake. With a crispy bacon strip garnish and crumbled bacon to the last draw on the straw, I could feel my arteries harden. Like bubble tea with pearls, there is a lot of chewing required to get through this milkshake. There is nothing on the menu that is considered "healthy" unless you compare fresh ground meat to the frozen mystery meat at other puck slinger joints. Then you can feel righteous about your burger choice. Even if your selection happens to be 6 patties high with 3 grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. The marketing is built around the inferences that occur with the word "chuck" so young boys will snicker and giggle. I would continue, but I need more family friendly words that rhyme with "chuck"...
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