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| - You know the scene in the original Willy Wonka, where he finally takes the kids into the chocolate room and the looks on their faces as if they've gone to heaven as he tells them 'Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three...'? That's me walking into BevMo.
Its a drunk's paradise! With prices so low and a selection so vast it literally made my head spin. I've dreamed of a giant warehouse full of liquor, I just never imagined I'd actually see it. Until I got to BevMo. We were there for liquor (in which the only problem was so many choices!), so I can't speak to their wine selection. We ran out of time after perusing all the yummy beers available. But I'm going to imagine that whatever you are looking for, they'll have it.
I'm not sure what happens to us when we die, but if there's a heaven, it has a BevMo. So for all you drunks on a budget, "Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination..."
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