[Phone Call]: Hello Biryani House. Yes. I'd like to make a reservation for six people at 5:30 pm. We do not take reservations but I'll be here. Ok. Ok. Bye. Click! And, that's how it started. We get there, it's a hole. The place has seen worse days then Saigon and needs more facelifts then Joan Rivers to make it look good. BTW don't go to the bathroom. The waiter is a complete bitch. I said it. A complete bitch. Unless, and here's the key, you're a regular, which I'm not. Thank god! Get this, the food was good. Go figure.