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| - So i came to this hookah lounge about 2 months ago on a trip with my girlfriend to vegas. Her friends decided to take us out to this hookah lounge that night but my god was it horrible. For starters before even entering the hookah lounge you are completely taken back by the horrible odor surrounding the location. Thanks to the lounge being built on top of a sewage line all you can smell on the way in, is all of Las Vega's combined bathroom trips. As soon as you get past the horrible smell and make it through the doors you should be fine considering most of the smell is masked by hookah flavors. The lounge is incredibly huge, however, the space between the tables and walls make you feel like you're smoking hookah in an airplane hangar. I don't know about you guys but that just makes me feel awkward. The service is horribly slow, the manager relies on the staff of all women prancing around in their underwear to cover up the fact that no one working there cares about you as a customer. The owner/DJ takes it upon himself to put the music up to a point where the person 2 inches away from you can't hear you scream. Lets not forget the prices, they conveniently forget to mention the fact that there is not only a one drink minimum per person but also a seating charge. Instead they leave that bit of information hidden in the menu for you to find your self.
Now lets move on to the most important part of a hookah lounge, its hookah. The hookah was simply average, not exactly the level of someone who calls them selves a "hookah master".
1) Packed above the rim - you should never do this, it burns the flavor out too quick
2) Too much water in the base - Makes the hookah produce less smoke all the while still burning your flavor, which leaves you unsatisfied and cheated.
3) Flavor burned too quickly - Within 15 mins of smoking the flavor burned out which isn't normal at all, I can pack a hookah at home while half-ass-ing it while 4 people smoke it, and it'll last at the very least 30 mins.
Overall my experience at Hookah Master's Lounge was pretty bad as you can tell. If you still want to test your luck then try it out, you might catch them on a better day then I did. They should consider taking the master out of their title, they really don't deserve it.
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