"No Critics," You're damn right!
Cheap membership starting at $10/month (no contract) or for $20 you can use massage chairs and upright tanning chambers. Ooooooh.
No yoga classes, or kick boxerexerjazzersizing-whateverthehell stuff going on. Just a few helpful trainers, very flexible hours, very nice staff, and rows of weight lifting machines, ellipticals, treadmills, bikes, and free weights.
This place really trims the fat... get it?