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| - There was a sign that said Fox 8 liked the place, for whatever that's worth. I gave them 3 stars based on presentation. The burger really looked good. If I went in blindfolded and ate, they would have only gotten two stars. Burger and fries cost about $11.
I got the Brown Bag Burger. I figured if that burger carried the restaurant name, it would be the best burger there.
The presentation was pretty good but I've had much better burgers at fast food joints- In n Out, Jack in the Box, Whataburger, Carl's Jr., even Wendy's.
I didn't read the description so the poor food choice was partly my fault. The burger had caramelized onions- so many, it might as well have had nothing else. That's all I tasted. You should never use caramelized onions on a burger unless requested. Just like you shouldn't put anchovies on a pizza unless requested. That taste combined with rubbery meat patty.
The good part was that I ate all the meat halfway through my burger because the buns were way bigger than the meat, and I was left with half the burger, (minus the meat,) and two slices of tomato. The taste of the burger greatly improved after the meat and onions were gone. You may wonder why I ate all the patty and onions if I didn't like them- cause I'm a fat guy, leave me alone. I also once ate a whole serving of balut, crunchy beak and all. Balut would have been an improvement for the Brown Bag Burger. Wait! Brown Bag Balut Burger! yes...
Now, they did a good job stealing 5 Guys fries technique, (peanut oil.) Also, my kid's chicken tenders were pretty good. But, the ranch dressing sucked. You should make that yourself. Don't pour it from a 5 gallon Cisco container. If you did make it yourself and I'm wrong about the sauce being pre-made, then you lose another star.
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