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  • Here's the scenario. You're lazing about on a Sunday afternoon with your significant other. You're discussing dinner options. You're lazy, why cook when you live in the Beltline and have virtually unlimited options at your disposal? (Are you with me so far? Of course you are, you're probably reading this trying to determine if you should order from Nick's.) Then your SO says "I want really good pizza, from a steakhouse." You decide on Nick's and place your order. It's ready in 20 minutes and you arrive 5 minutes early so you sit at the sad little table they have for people who arrive early and read Ripley's Believe it or Not book. (Seriously, excellent reading material for those who are early.) You pay for your medium pizza and 2 pops ($30) and head home to eat it on your couch. And. It's Only. Ok. Which really sucks because if you were going to pay $30 for something that was only ok, you'd rather it be an only ok massage, or an only ok midget wrestling match. Yes it has a lot of cheese and the toppings are tasty...but it just doesn't do it for you. Maybe you've been spoiled by the tasty offerings over at Una or Famoso (which admittedly offer a different style of pizza) but pizza by it's very nature is usually pretty good, even when it's just ok. You pack up the rest of the pizza and send it with your SO (for his lunch), a move that earns you some points as he is apparently less discerning about pizza than you are. Oh well, it could have been worse, you could have actually had to cook!
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