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| - This place made be violently ill with food poisoning. I ordered a cheeseburger. Right from the get-go there were a lot of red flags, like; "hmmm these pickles are ice cold", and "hmmm, is this really cheese? I don't remember cheese being this runny." And most importantly, "why is this thing leaking so much? Must be the excessive amount of "stomp" sauce."
Also, you have to check in on Facbeook to use their wifi, which at first I thought was annoying, but now serves as proof that they're responsible for the horrendous vomiting I endured all night last night and into the morning.
Despite the red flags, I ate the burger because I was hungry and I had somewhere to be. I've eaten at "gourmet burger" places in Toronto, since they're all over. Big Smoke is delicious. Burger's Priest, out of this world. THIS place tasted like a glorified Big Mac, only not as reliable. This was not a gourmet burger.
I checked in at 7:21 on FB. By 10pm I was with some friends and made them know I wasn't feeling so well. I thought it was indigestion. But as time passed, I recognized that feeling as: "oh no, that supposed burger place served me something absolutely rancid."
I rushed home and spent all night hovering the toilet. It's been over 24 hours now, and I still have stomach pains.
If that's something you want to experience, then please, enjoy the Burger Stomper.
If not, I recommend you eat LITERALLY anywhere else.
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