I ordered the "Macho Nachos Locos" with xxxtra jalapeƱos and a pitcher of MGD. They didn't think that was funny. I said, "Well, maybe a cucumber finger sandwich, then?"
It was a weekday and I didn't have reservations. They only have about eight tables so you should call ahead. It took about 15-20 minutes to get a table.
After ordering tea, it took at least 45 minutes for food to arrive- no big deal for me. I was prepared to wait because someone else on Yelp said plan on spending a couple of hours. They were right- but if you like to sit and chat and sip tea, then you'll be fine. Probably not a good lunch break stop though.
I ordered Full Tea. This will cost you $25. The pic I posted is Full Tea for three. You'll get a pot of tea, a small scone, about a sandwich worth of finger sandwiches and a few bites of dessert. Pricey for what you get but fun and well presented.
Here's my complaints: the Devonshire Cream was too sweet, too thin and too little. It should be like a cross between unsweetened whip cream and unsalted butter.
Also, the water had a strange aftertaste. It tasted like it had lemon and maybe cucumber in it but then there was this odd aftertaste. Not sure what was going on with that. Lastly, that three tiered serving platter would have made a beautiful plate of nachos. "Quintealia's Tea Parlor and Nacho Casa." -just a suggestion...