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dateCreated	2014-06-07 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Geppetto's Pizza & Ribs
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rev:text	First let me say that I would not eat a pizza from this location of Geppettos. There are at least two great non-chain pizza places within a couple miles and one of them delivers. The ribs would get an A-OK rating from me for their taste (note, we're not talking Gourmet Channel stop the presses here, just A-OK, they're nice and fatty and stuff) if they did not cost 12.99 for a half rack and two small sides. They do allow you to substitute a different side without making a fuss over it, although mysteriously this option is not discussed on the web order site - the same site that does not even have pictures of the food when you click the menu, and requires you to enter all sorts of location data to even see a menu (without pictures) and try to figure out if you want to eat something from there. Although I suppose the no-pictures is not such a big deal since chain restaurant food usually comes to you looking like the poor beat-up gutter cousin of the robust item pictured on the menu anyway. The bar is the major feature of this location, as you'd expect, Lakewood's motto being "2 Bars For Ev-ery Boy". The bar is large and nice-looking and the staff (both in the bar and at the takeout) are nice. There is an outdoor patio with a scintillating view of the parking lot and the doctor building next door. The parking situation...it does have its own parking lot in addition to street parking (Yay) but these are often all parked up (Boo) but after 8 pm you can park at the doctor building next door (Yay) but the sign telling you this is the size of a postage stamp and will be missed by anybody who doesn't hang around this neighborhood often (Boo) so whatever you do, don't try to park in front of the houses on the side street Cordova because it has weird no-parking zones that are not well-marked and when you try to leave your car there for 5 minutes to get takeout, the neighbors holler at you and threaten to have you towed (Boo) and then if you want to go around the block to get back to Geppettos there is no cut-over until you get clear up to Madison (Double Boo). The plus of this scenic drive is getting to see Lakewoodish sights like a lady all dolled up in a party dress walking a dog at 10 pm, and a drunk couple in a protracted sidewalk embrace. Yay? On balance I wouldn't bother with this place except somebody in my family likes the ribs. I think from here on out I'll just have them delivered.
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