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  • What a waste of a meal. Life is too short for this bullshit. This is one of the *worst* places we've been to in a long time. Obscenely small portions for the price. Everything on the menu is at least twice as expensive as it should be. Expect to stare at a plate of food that seems less than generous - on purpose. You will be irked. The Steak Frites ($18) is served with a New York Strip - what a terrible, flavorless choice. The fact that they chose to *not* go with the Hanger Steak (which happens to appear in one of their sandwiches) is indicative of how stingy the people running this place are. I don't know anybody that would choose a New York Strip as their 'favorite' cut of beef. Pass. The Power Greens ($11) salad is a cruel joke. Comes out looking like way less than a half-portion. Like meant-for-hamster-consumption-small. Appears to be less than $1 in ingredients with an 1100% markup. Should be $5.50 at the most. The Flatbreads ($9-$13) are shamefully small. 4 *tiny* pieces of flatbread = the equivalent of one single slice of Brooklyn pizza. Should be $4.50-6.50 at the most. Only suckers should eat here. I left The Perch feeling cheated and mad. The 6 of us also waited over 35 minutes for our food to come out. That's a long wait for a business lunch. The server apologized but offered no compensation. What a waste of time. Nobody likes wasting restaurant dollars. What a terrible value. Currently the most overrated restaurant Yelp listing in Vegas. You've been warned! The actual environment is clean and fresh. Some table seating involves back-less stools which is a bit informal and potentially uncomfortable, but for the most part the interior design was pleasing. But alas, it's like a Four Seasons lobby with a truck-stop Knights Inn lurking in the back. (the Lurch?) I'm sure there are a few more one or two-star reviews coming their way. It is inevitable.
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