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  • Is Life is Beautiful this weekend? YES!! Is I radio this weekend? YES!! Do locals avoid The Strip like the plague especially on weekends? YES!! Does this mean I thought it was a good idea to go down there? YES!! You ask why would you do such a thing? Because all I care about is food. That's why. I'm fat and single so I took myself on a date. I scoped La Creperie out yesterday and was thinking ALL day and dreamed last night and didn't eat at all today in anticipation of crepes. Specifically the Three cheese crepe. Cheese is LIFE. If cheese were to cease existing and I couldn't get it on the black market I would legit throw myself off a mountain. Well SNAPDIZZLE they don't have it, (yes, I just Snoop Dogged a word that I made up) I even asked for it because I didn't see it in the menu. It hasn't been on the menu for three years they said. Hey, Paris get your shizznitt together and update your menu! Like it's hard?? I was dressed nice for once and needed to impress nobody so naturally I went for something not messy (if I am on a date with an actual man I make sure I get the messiest thing possible to spill on myself and if he's not embarrassed by that I know he's a keeper-Pro dating tip for free! Aren't you glad you read this review?) Okay, anyway I got the plain old butter and sugar crepe, I figure why not try it in its purest form? I mean this IS the place right, to get a crepe? It was fine. (You know when a woman says "fine", things are probably not fine.) It was completely unsatisfying. It took forever to get and it was delicious in its mediocrity. It's not what I wanted. It's not what I risked life and limb for. I am trying to console myself with if the Three Cheese Crepe was that fantastic it would still be on the menu still. It wasn't worth the drive and the hassle to get there. Locals park free at Paris btw. And to top things off I got lost going home, took several wrong turns and ended up circling the airport. I blame La Creperie for this for throwing me off my game and having the wrong menu online! I'll never get this time back that I wasted looking online, thinking about it, driving there, dealing with the self parking, getting lost and ultimately being disappointed. On a high note today was not the end of the world. Namaste.
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