Synopsis: this is hangover food. It's not meant to be nutritious! It's gluttonous vegan "junk" food. And it's goddamn gloriously greasy and excellent! Stay away if you have no sense of fun or are religious about what goes into your stomach. Ha ha.
I thought Philly had the greatest vegan "junk" food. Doomies is a destination for vegan travelers with a sense of adventure. Good job. I'll be back.