One time in college I was so drunk that I couldn't really walk. And I had to pee. And I happened to have an unknown male at my side. I peed here, as he guarded me with a large piece of cardboard.
It was muddy.
I fell on my ass.
We went to my room.
I woke up next to him, called my friend and asked her his name.
I went to the bathroom.
My ass was still muddy.
FML